I'm Back!

I've been on a nationwide tour of my dealers for the last three and half weeks, whew, long time to live in hotels. all the entertaining/partying takes it's toll, but now I'm home and it's time to get on with the hot issues of the day. I had my laptop computer with me and sat in front of it on many occasions trying to formulate my thoughts, but by the end of each day I was either too drunk or too tired, but that was than and this is now and after a 7900 mile drive, I've had plenty of think time, so get ready, I've got some new idea's to keep you coming back! What's up with the dude with this freaky rare TB? We're now in a he said she said battle of words, with the CDC telling the world they told the dude not to travel because this form of TB is highly contagious, and now the man does an interview with Good Morning America, pretty riveting I might add, I mean this guy was pretty convincing when he said the CDC told him he was not contagious, and they gave him a wink and a nod and told him he the only reason they were telling him not to travel, was just policy and covering there ass! I really feel kind of bad for this guy, he has a small child and was getting married, would he really have wanted to expose them if he truly believed he was contagious? What else is happening? Oh yeah, Paris Hilton is on her way to serve the sentence that was cut in half because everyone was feeling sorry for her. The 45 days in jail will now be 22 1/2 days, huh? That wouldn't happen to you or me, we would be parked for the full 45 days or more! Who the hell is Lindsey? I can't write about her escapades because I don't know who the hell she is. All I know about her, is that her Mom is hot and loves to party with the kids, anyone want to help me out here? I guess I should ask my 12 year old nephew, I bet he knows who she is! America picked the newest idol while I was on the road, it boiled down to Blake and Jordon. I got to watch that Tuesday, and when it was done, I knew I didn't have to watch the results on Wednesday, because that good looking 17 year old nailed it and spanked Blake right out of the competition. She will be BIG! I got the chance to eat a lot of BBQ on the road, and being 345lbs., you know I know my BBQ. While criss crossing the country, I had the idea to blog about the countries BBQ capitols, Carolina's, Texas, KC and Tennessee. Look for my up coming judging of these BBQ regions and see who wins it hands down, know where to find the countries best!. I'll share details of the actual meals, and remember, when ever I'm in an area, my mother didn't raise no fool, I always get the locals favorite restaurants. Until than, I leave you with this hysterical clip from Fox' Half Hour News Hour, Oxy Clinton, the new drug.......Y GET THE BOOK ON HOW TO MAKE THE BEST BBQ AND THAN TAKE IT FROM THE BIG MAN, A REAL AMERICAN BBQ EATER, I'LL TELL YA WHERE TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE COOK IT FOR YOU....