IRS SMACK DOWN

Have you ever had a colonoscopy? I have, and I got to tell you that believe it or not there is something far worse than a simple routine instrument being run up your ass for a look see! That's right, if you guessed from the title that I may have run into a little trouble, your right! I've recently got frozen by the IRS. I had a business that I closed up in the late 90's and when I did, I still had a couple, well shall I say, issues. I had a tax due from December 1997 of $8800 that I let fester and just months away from the statute of limitations the Gestapo, I mean the Internal Revenue Service Levied my wages, bank accounts and slapped a lien on my American dream. I'm frozen, unable to move, literally. The tax is now $17,168, I've always felt guilty about my unpaid debt to uncle Sam, but 50% interest and no negotiating, come on. Plus, have you ever stooped to think of the taxes we all pay, take a look at the following, I guess I don't feel as bad as I did after thinking this one over, Enough is enough! But than again, don't f... with the bull, he may turn and horn you......Y Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass. Tax all he has then let him know you won't be done till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, then tax him some more, Tax him till he's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, do not relax, It's time to apply the Inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax CDL license Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Dog License Tax Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax, Fuel permit tax Gasoline Tax Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Interest expense Inventory tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service charge taxes Social Security Tax Road usage taxes Sales Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax Telephone federal excise tax Telephone federal universal service fee tax Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax Telephone state and local tax Telephone usage charge tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, And our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class In the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? And I still have to "press 1" for English?